Okay, so the toy is kinda cute… for poo, but it’s the description that really gets me!

From the site:

Even man’s best friend deserves to have a little fun after tending to their "owners" all day.

The furry Poop Squeak Chew Toy is the something they’ll never let go of. A great conversation piece for visitors as well. Provides fun for a dog and laughter for their cohabitants.

It’s better than them finding a real one in the toilet right?

This steaming pile of squeaky furriness measures 3.5" tall by 2.5" wide.

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