Made from a…. ?  ehhhhhrrrrrmmmm..

From the site:

Just in time for holiday gift giving, it’s Frosty the Flowman(tm)! This adorable little guy is festooned in classic snowman attire, a jaunty top hat and dandy scarf. Made from an "original regular" tampon, he is 3 1/2 inches tall and sits atop a vintage style candy container covered in German glass glitter "snowflakes".
Frosty’s swell!

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Just the kind of Christmas ornament I’ve always wanted!  Goes along great with last weeks’!

From the site:

This item was featured by the editors of Etsy in the Gift Guide section, Gag Gifts!

Perfect to hang on the Christmas tree! In the words of one of my customers:

"Some people have the ‘find the pickle’ Christmas tradition, my family is introducing ‘find the penis.’ I love it!"

It was a bit unfair of me to only provide hanging vaginas, so I thought I’d make a matching set of gilded penises. This one is made in festive red and gold to hang on your Christmas tree!

I can also custom make these in colors of your choice (if no color is specified, I will make it in gold, as pictured)! Each is unique, and may vary slightly from the image. Be sure to order this item early so I can be sure to make it for you in time for Christmas!

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Just the kind of Christmas ornament I’ve always wanted!

From the site:

Ah, the beauty of womanhood!

Now with rainbow ribbons to show your support for the gay/lesbian community!

Giving these to young women has become a tradition in my family. I started making these as Christmas gifts for aunts and female friends (years later, these golden vaginas can still be found hanging discreetly on the back of the Christmas tree). Be sure to order yours early to make sure it arrives in time for Christmas!

(Just tell Grandma it’s a flower. Think Georgia O’Keefe!)

I will custom make these in colors of your choice (if no color is specified, I will make it in gold, as pictured)! If you would like red, holiday ribbon instead (see alternate photo), please let me know in your message to seller! Each is unique, and may vary slightly from the image. Please allow me a week when you order this item so I can custom make it just for you!

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ummm… what do I even say about this?  what a balancing act…

From the site:

this piece of wall art features a hand balancing a bunch of what looks like ice cream, but wait….take a closer look, it is actually a pile of dick heads!

this one is up for your imagination

been sleeping with too many men, feel like you are trying to balance them all?
too many dick heads in your life?
do you collect penises?

really the meaning of this one is up to you!

the measurements are approx 3"x5" and is finished in a color of your choice…..

however if you do not let me know the color upon checkout i choose a random color for you!!!

every piece will vary slightly due to handmade nature!

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Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog…

Oh my…

From the site:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.

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Nearly anatomically correct!  But not really…

From the site:

The pictures on the left should give you a pretty good idea of how this bad boy works. (And there’s no doubt he’s a boy.) We’ve been squirting each other all over Stupid Headquarters. (Some of the Stupid Candy got soggy so we had to eat it. All in a day’s work around here.)
The Peechain DOES include a chain and keyring, it’s just not shown in the picture.

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But do you want it?

From the listing:

Yes, it’s a wall hanging made from found objects. And yes, it is a little bit weird, but to each his/her own!
This piece measures approximately 8.5 inches tall and 6.5 inches wide. The cap itself is 4″ by 4″.

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Okay, so the toy is kinda cute… for poo, but it’s the description that really gets me!

From the site:

Even man’s best friend deserves to have a little fun after tending to their "owners" all day.

The furry Poop Squeak Chew Toy is the something they’ll never let go of. A great conversation piece for visitors as well. Provides fun for a dog and laughter for their cohabitants.

It’s better than them finding a real one in the toilet right?

This steaming pile of squeaky furriness measures 3.5" tall by 2.5" wide.

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I’m going to try to do this every Friday… Since I’m online a little bit during the week (hahahah) I usually run across something that makes me think…
“WTF were they thinking???!!!”

So, here’s the first in the new series!

Maybe it’s because I don’t have kids, or understand what the fuss over babies is all about… but, come on!

Babies are not supposed to have BANGS!

From the website for Baby Bangs:

Baby Bangs! .HAIR+band. is the brainchild of a new design team; namely, a mother, daughter, and baby granddaughter. Immediately following the birth of her first grandchild, longstanding hair replacement artist, Lisa Griggs-Campbell, began experimenting with the possibility of creating a miniature hair piece suitable for newborns to wear.

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