Going to the lake sounds like a good idea. At 10am, after I’ve eaten, walked, showered, and have worked a bit. The reality is not exactly the same as I imagined.  3 dogs, a husband, a sister, and a 5 year old, at 3pm is not what I was hoping for. I get razzed for wanting to keep the dogs near by, accused of being crabby because I want to be responsible. I also get frustrated because I don’t know how to get a 5 year old to listen when there are rocks and water involved. Plus there’s good ol’ aunt flo affecting my attitude. 

I love the beach. But I don’t seem to know how to take time and come here myself.  Why do I make myself wait for 5 hours to go with others?  I find it sad that I don’t think of nice things to do with D and I.

I keep fighting who I am. Who I wish I was is not necessarily who I am.  So do I embrace who I am, and just accept it?  Or do I fight myself an try to change my basic nature?  Is that even possible?  Is it healthy?  Where is the line?

As someone in recovery, my basic nature is that of an addict/alcoholic. But every day, I choose to do something different.  It took a long time, but I think that, yes, my basic nature did change, and every day I make a choice to maintain that change.

Again… Still on the Owl Kick.

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Made from a…. ?  ehhhhhrrrrrmmmm..

From the site:

Just in time for holiday gift giving, it’s Frosty the Flowman(tm)! This adorable little guy is festooned in classic snowman attire, a jaunty top hat and dandy scarf. Made from an "original regular" tampon, he is 3 1/2 inches tall and sits atop a vintage style candy container covered in German glass glitter "snowflakes".
Frosty’s swell!

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I love boots…

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Just the kind of Christmas ornament I’ve always wanted!  Goes along great with last weeks’!

From the site:

This item was featured by the editors of Etsy in the Gift Guide section, Gag Gifts!

Perfect to hang on the Christmas tree! In the words of one of my customers:

"Some people have the ‘find the pickle’ Christmas tradition, my family is introducing ‘find the penis.’ I love it!"

It was a bit unfair of me to only provide hanging vaginas, so I thought I’d make a matching set of gilded penises. This one is made in festive red and gold to hang on your Christmas tree!

I can also custom make these in colors of your choice (if no color is specified, I will make it in gold, as pictured)! Each is unique, and may vary slightly from the image. Be sure to order this item early so I can be sure to make it for you in time for Christmas!

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I could wear last week’s heals with this dress!

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Just the kind of Christmas ornament I’ve always wanted!

From the site:

Ah, the beauty of womanhood!

Now with rainbow ribbons to show your support for the gay/lesbian community!

Giving these to young women has become a tradition in my family. I started making these as Christmas gifts for aunts and female friends (years later, these golden vaginas can still be found hanging discreetly on the back of the Christmas tree). Be sure to order yours early to make sure it arrives in time for Christmas!

(Just tell Grandma it’s a flower. Think Georgia O’Keefe!)

I will custom make these in colors of your choice (if no color is specified, I will make it in gold, as pictured)! If you would like red, holiday ribbon instead (see alternate photo), please let me know in your message to seller! Each is unique, and may vary slightly from the image. Please allow me a week when you order this item so I can custom make it just for you!

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If only I had a wall to hang this on at this time…. lol!

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ummm… what do I even say about this?  what a balancing act…

From the site:

this piece of wall art features a hand balancing a bunch of what looks like ice cream, but wait….take a closer look, it is actually a pile of dick heads!

this one is up for your imagination

been sleeping with too many men, feel like you are trying to balance them all?
too many dick heads in your life?
do you collect penises?

really the meaning of this one is up to you!

the measurements are approx 3"x5" and is finished in a color of your choice…..

however if you do not let me know the color upon checkout i choose a random color for you!!!

every piece will vary slightly due to handmade nature!

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I don’t wear heals, but I would if I had these!

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